Bruce sees dead people.

Today, Malcolm MacDowell came to me in a vision. He was wearing that sexy catsuit he wore in Star Trek Generations...he said:

"Bruce, I know I'm not really dead, but my career is. I want you to make sure that the lovely god fearing people of America never forget me...or Charro...or Tiffany..."

Then he kinda faded out...or maybe I fell asleep. Anywho, I took his creepy advice. I started wearing skin tight ensembles and writing this blog. Enjoy.

Love and biscuits,

bruce.