A Star is "Born"

Okay, it's time for way too much nutmeg and booze. What the hell is in egg nog? What is "nog"? All I want for Christmas is a goddamn cheetah. I'm gonna get me one of those cheetahs and ride it to the Macy's after X-mas sale. Meet you there, I'll get you a Frappucino!

This wednesday is the winter solstice, the longest night of the year. I think I'll cozy up with a bottle of "nog" and the latest issue of Star magazine. They say there was some sort of "star" around when the "messiah" was born. Maybe a miracle will happen and I will give birth under a "Star" in the city of "San Francisco". I shall name him Herbert, because, why the hell not. You can't stop me. Maybe I should lay off the "nog". Season's Greetings, dear ones.

Love and "nog",

bruce.

As Rumour Has It...

In her latest addition to the pantheon of "great" films, Jen Aniston will make out with Kevin Costner. Ewwww! If that was in the name of art, honey, really, it's too much.

love and condoms,


bruce.